I absolutely hate going to Wal-Mart these days because they hardly ever collect carts from the parking lot, so when the cart corrals fill up, losers leave them all over the place. And thus begins a vicious cycle:

1. Losers overflow the racks
2. Nice people don't go there anymore because they don't want their car destroyed while buying milk
3. More losers rush in to fill the void

Wal-Mart, I know your employee wasn't the one who slammed a cart into my door, but I don't really care. No matter who did it, there's a chip in my paint job because I did business with you. Make your parking lot a safe place to leave my car and I'll come back more often. Until then, I'll take my chances at Target where they never seem to have this problem.