Mattel, we've been together a long time. We love each other. We raised children together. It's been good.

But things haven't gone so well lately. You know what I mean: the suspicions that you were seeing someone else, that you've been going to new places and never telling, that something was... different.

Well, it was all true.

Come back, Mattel. Don't distance yourself. Stay here where you've always been welcome. We can work things out and rebuild that trust. But if you want this to happen, you have to stop looking elsewhere; you need to remember your roots and be true to them.

You were never cheap. No, you always sat with the finest and it was worth it because you were the best. Forget the tawdry low-rent hangouts where we both know you've been spending your time. Just come back, say you're sorry, promise not to leave again, and we can be happy again.

But if you don't, we're finished. There are others out there who'd be happy to take your place, and I can only put up with so much. It's your decision. The next move is yours.