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My brother Jake, is crazy!In baseball he ran with his jaw open and his armsin the air!He whacked my dad with a bat!He even says funny things likethe"Cheese Cake Factory"He said"Mabye they surve cheese cake!"Jake iscrazy!...

I was walking through our house when I saw Jake. He was watching me stone-faced with eyes open wide and bugged out. In our house, that means one thing - staring contest. I returned the stare as I walked nearer and bent closer to his level.Closer.Closer.Until he reached up and poked me in the eyeball and yelled, "you blinked! I win!"Yeah, he got me: I definitely blinked. I think I can still see his fingerprint on my cornea....